sweetness & funnies
"What can I help you with, Mommy?" - Ethan
"I'm so glad you and Daddy got married for me!" - Rachel
"I wub you, Mama." - Kara
"Sometimes I just don't know how you be married AND be a Mommy. My head would spin off." -Ethan
"I love that Efan is my brover." -Rachel
"see my bewy button?! I wanna see you's" -Kara
S: "Ethan, did you finish all your dinner?"
E: "No... it was so delicious, I want to take a longer time eating it." - great. he's learned the art of lying with flattery.
S: "Pick up your undies and put them in the hamper - don't leave them on the floor.."
R: "Well, usually when I leave them there, the secret cleaner picks them up!" - should I tell her its me?
S: "did you go poo poo, Kara?"
K: "uhhh... No! Did you?"
"Mommy, when I wake up in the mornings, I smile cuz I'm so happy to be your daughter." -Rachel
"Do you like to wipe our bottoms?" - Rachel {at least it means I must have a decent attitude about it!}
S: "Rachel, who's birthday is coming up?!""
R: "umm... God's?"
S: "No, not God's. Who's birthday is July 14th?"
R: "I fought it was God's?!"
S: "No, crazy girl... its yours!"
R: "but since God made me, isn't it His birfday too?!"
E: "Mommy! Do you wanna play wii with me and I can beat you?"
S: "No, not right now."
E: "okay... you can beat me then."
R: "Mommy, who taught you how to tie your shoes all by yourself?"
S: "Nana did, when I was little."
R: "Awww, man! Nana taught you all the best fings!"
S: "Yeah, she did... but I'm your Mommy, so I get to teach them to you now!"
R: "okay! and its okay if its not as great as Nana would do it." - gee, thanks.
E: "Mommy, you remind me a lot of Cinderella."
S: "Really? I don't think I look like her at all, but thanks!"
E: "No, you don't look like her at all... but you clean a lot just like her."
- I think I can use that one to my advantage someday....
R: "My ankle hurts."
S: "that's your wrist."
R: "oh. And this is my ankle?"
S: "nope. that's your elbow."
R: "I fought this was my elbow"
S: "No... that's your throat."
R: "oh great... looks like I need to learn about my body's parts!"
"I'm so glad you and Daddy got married for me!" - Rachel
"I wub you, Mama." - Kara
"Sometimes I just don't know how you be married AND be a Mommy. My head would spin off." -Ethan
"I love that Efan is my brover." -Rachel
"see my bewy button?! I wanna see you's" -Kara
S: "Ethan, did you finish all your dinner?"
E: "No... it was so delicious, I want to take a longer time eating it." - great. he's learned the art of lying with flattery.
S: "Pick up your undies and put them in the hamper - don't leave them on the floor.."
R: "Well, usually when I leave them there, the secret cleaner picks them up!" - should I tell her its me?
S: "did you go poo poo, Kara?"
K: "uhhh... No! Did you?"
"Mommy, when I wake up in the mornings, I smile cuz I'm so happy to be your daughter." -Rachel
"Do you like to wipe our bottoms?" - Rachel {at least it means I must have a decent attitude about it!}
S: "Rachel, who's birthday is coming up?!""
R: "umm... God's?"
S: "No, not God's. Who's birthday is July 14th?"
R: "I fought it was God's?!"
S: "No, crazy girl... its yours!"
R: "but since God made me, isn't it His birfday too?!"
E: "Mommy! Do you wanna play wii with me and I can beat you?"
S: "No, not right now."
E: "okay... you can beat me then."
R: "Mommy, who taught you how to tie your shoes all by yourself?"
S: "Nana did, when I was little."
R: "Awww, man! Nana taught you all the best fings!"
S: "Yeah, she did... but I'm your Mommy, so I get to teach them to you now!"
R: "okay! and its okay if its not as great as Nana would do it." - gee, thanks.
E: "Mommy, you remind me a lot of Cinderella."
S: "Really? I don't think I look like her at all, but thanks!"
E: "No, you don't look like her at all... but you clean a lot just like her."
- I think I can use that one to my advantage someday....
R: "My ankle hurts."
S: "that's your wrist."
R: "oh. And this is my ankle?"
S: "nope. that's your elbow."
R: "I fought this was my elbow"
S: "No... that's your throat."
R: "oh great... looks like I need to learn about my body's parts!"
Comments
We do the same thing with yours. We seriously LOL when we read the stuff they say.
Oh my word. How cute is that :)
God's birthday : )
Such a fun post! I am visiting today via your comment at Enjoying the Small things. I always like to say hi to a few commenters in front of me when I visit over there. I know any people that love her blog are people I want to meet and visit : )
Hope you have a wonderful birthday celebration for your daughter.
I think the best thing about having small kid's birthdays is, they typically forget the next day is their birthday and so you can throw a surprise party, while planning it right in front of them ;-)